Southwest flight attendents

 
The flight attendents on Southwest flights are so funny nowadays. I suspect that entertainment is part of the service they are offering.
 
Here are a few funny quotes I heard on my trip:
 
– The sign with a hairy light bulb will turn the light on. However, the sign with a flight attendent does not turn the flight attendent on.
 
– As we take off, folks who sit next to the window please do me a favor. Press your face into the window please, so we can make those bankrupting airlines think we have a full flight.
 
– Alright folks, we are taking off. Keep your heads and hands inside the flight at all times, we are going reeeaaally fast.
 
– (A little while after taking off. Whispering slowly…) You are very tired. You do not want anything. You want to sleep. You do not want water. You do not want peanuts. Sleep ~~~ (We instead burst into laughter)
 
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this one is from Vincent: 
This flight is non-smoking, non-crying, non-complaining, etc.
 
 
 
 
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3 条 Southwest flight attendents 的回复

  1. Vincent说道:

    I have one, too:
     
    This flight is non-smoking, non-crying, non-complaining, etc.

  2. jie说道:

    This post is hilarious. Did any of the flight attendants tell a joke about transformers while they were serving food?

  3. ping说道:

    I like the first one best….Wahahaha…

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