转载 what PhD really stands for

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What “Ph. D.” really stands for …………

Please hire. Desperate.

Pretty heavy Diploma

Probably heavily in Debt

Probably headed for Divorce

Pretty heavily Depressed

Patiently hoping for a Degree

Piled higher and Deeper (after BS = Bullsh…, MS = More of the Same…)


Professorship? hah! Dream on!

Physiologically Deficient

Pour him (or her) a Drink

Philosophically Disturbed

Pathetically hopeless Dweeb

Parents have Doubts

Professors had Doubts

Pheromone Deprived

Permanent head Damage

Pretty homely Dork

Potential heavy Drinker

Professional hamburger Dispenser…..”Would you like fries with that?”

Prozac handouts Desired

Pathetic homeless Dreamer

Proudly half Dead

Phinally done!

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  1. Yan说道:

    hehe, interesting… poor PhDs!

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